Whenever I reached the ultimate heights of boredom as a child I would recite, “I am slowly going crazy, crazy going slowly am I” over and over while I puttered around doing whatever it is I could find to do. Aaannnndddd OMGOSH seriously – that sounds a lot worse than it really is.
WHAT?? You mean NORMAL people don’t do that? WhatevvvvER. Scott Pete sometimes did it too. We’d recite it together and then get the giggles – yep yep.
I AM SLOWLY GOING CRAZY
True story – 5 minutes ago I bumped my bobby pin holder off my dresser. I looked down and was like “What a mess.” And then I said this outloud:
“Sweet! At least I now have something to do for a minute.”
THAT’S RIGHT! I talk to myself
But I think the most disturbing part of this story is not that I talk to myself but that I was actually happy to clean up a pile of bobby pins.
Before you think I’m TOO pathetic!!
It’s not that there aren’t things I COULD do – of COURSE there are things I could do. It’s a matter of WANTING to do them. I’ve done all of the boring stuff – unpacked, cleaned, made my bed – ya know – boring stuff. And now? I think I’ve done so many boring things that now I’m not just bored – now nothing even sounds fun!! Lame.
#3 – sent me my phone via post – I thanked him via text (sms) and I think that’s the end of him.
CC+4 – I sent him this totally groovin’ ‘get your groove thang on’ song bcuz it’s SO HOT except I decided to ruin the song for him by telling him I think about him when I listen to it. I feel mildly guilty for this – however the mild guilt does not suppress the devilish delight that makes me chuckle at the thought of it. I will be going on another singles cruise in January – he’ll be there also – only time will tell if we’re ever cruise crushes again … but I doubt it.
Captain Charisma – OMGOSH! We haven’t talked about him in a LLLLOOOOONNNNNGGGGG time. But he’s back in the picture bcuz well – he’s hot and he likes American humor. Ok ok – also because I’m boyless and he always seems to be around when I am free.
North Sydney – seeing him tomorrow – excited but a little nervous too. AGH!
Work – they’re not giving casual workers any hours until October – so very quiet on that front. However I went in to say hi and that was fun.
Ok – that’s enough out of me – I think I’ll play eyeshadow for a bit and then go buy nail polish remover. Sweeeeeet.