I’ve got nojo. BIG TIME. I’ve also got a case of the WIIFM-itis (pronounced whif-fim-eye-tis.) How did I discover this? It doesn’t matter does it? HAHA! Teasing. Here’s how to find out if you ALSO suffer from these attitude deficiencies.
When your boss is like “Do this” and it’s the lamest task EVER do you:
A. Think “This is SO DUMB!” or
B. Think “Wahoo! This is GREAT! I can’t wait to impress my boss.”
If you answered “A” you’ve got NOJO. I have it too. But lucky for BOTH of us – you may ALSO have some MOJO in other areas of your life.
Second Quiz – Do you have mojo?
When you’re stuck in traffic, you’re running late and your cellphone decided to malfunction because it hates you – do you:
A. Get upset, frustrated or want to scream?
If you answered “A” congratulations you’re normal. But I answered “b” and that means I’ve got MOJO. so there
Third Quiz – Do you have WIIFM-itis?
When expected to do something, or asked to do something, or when going to do something, do you ever find yourself wondering “Dude, this is so dumb, why am I doing this? Is this really going to get me anywhere?” Do you ever wonder “What’s In It For Me?”
If you answered YES because you’ve been asked to sell credit cards at work but since you worked in the CC industry for 5 years you are like THIS IS SO DUMB and why the flippity flip should I sell your credit card for you? Well … if that’s the case you MAY (probably totally) have nojo and WIIFM-itis.
AND if you have emotional hypochondria then you probably have nojo and WIIFM-itis regardless of your answers and if THAT is the case – it’s SERIOUS – and you should probably go see your Dr.
But don’t worry. It’s probably going to be ok – we can suffer through it together.
And for all of you OTHER people out there who are 100% mojo all of the time (wait isn’t that what 100% means?) then GOOD FOR YOU! You are probably totally kind of an inspiration to other people with MOJO YAY! Hip hip hooray for you! But be warned that to all of us with a little nojo streak in us (ooh I love a little naughty nojo) then you are probably kinda sorta annoyingly TOO motivated and we distrust you. Hee Hee.
I almost didn’t post today. I have WAY TOO MUCH on my mind to channel it into a post. So I was going to just go M.I.A. for a day or two – BUT THEN!!! I felt compelled to write about my gratitude (on opposite day) for the beach bums in Bondi. Hip hip hooray!
I just heard one of them – a beach bum in Bondi – otherwise known as ”the DB walking down my street” – I just heard him – YELLING- in a VERY ANGRY and NOT NICE voice – a few choice words. Words I can’t repeat without washing my mouth out with soap. Naughty man who I will assume is ugly and mean.
A.D.D break - I was like so superduperbalooper in love with google chrome until I realized their spell check isn’t as spiffy. Likeit didn’t evn ctch all of these lovalee spelling typOOOs.
Anyway – He needs his wrist slapped (or his stomach punched) because HE IS SCREAMING THE F WORD ON MY QUIET LITTLE STREET!!! Rude!!! Ok so he’s angry – maybe he should buy a stress ball. Or maybe he should STOP AND THINK for a second before he SCREAMS THE F WORD AT 11:29 pm!!!
Aw – he probably just needs a REALLY big hug!!! YAY for hugs!!!
Ooh hey – another A.D.D. Break – Do you think you could spot a threat in an airport bag? Sadly I couldn’t … I scored a very pathetic 57%. Yikes! Good thing I don’t work for the airlines!! Test your own skillz here.
Ok so I WOULD have suggested that he take a deep breath and say the alphabet backwards to get a grip and cool down for a sec but considering I’ve already judged him so very harshly (ugly, rude and mean) – let’s go ahead and add onto it “stupid” and say he probably isn’t smart enough to do that. Oops! that wasn’t very nice. Ah – looks like Daisy needs a big hug TOO!
Umm – have you heard the song “Neopolitan Dreams” by Lisa Mitchell? I sent that song to CC-450 today. Have I mentioned him lately? I’m sure I haven’t. No no – I’m sure he never crosses my mind now that it’s been like a month since he suddenly stopped signing onto skype. And surely I’m not bitter at all. AT ALL. No no. ”You go on. I’ll be ok. I can dream the rest away. It’s just a little touch of fate – it’ll be ok… i don’t think you were ever really 100% in the room…”
Hearing him kind of makes me want to scream – but only on the inside because yelling swear words late at night on a quiet neighborhood street would be in poor taste. Oh btw – we’re talking about the DB walking down my street again. Anyway – I think I’ll just go hug my pillow and scream into that instead.
That should kill two birds with one stone METAPHORICALLY that is – I’m not really into the whole throwing rocks at cute little creatures that better NEVER EVER ever EVER touch me because they’re cute to THINK about but WAAAY too scary to touch.
Yeah – that’s about right. Metaphorically I think all of my problems are solved. (is it still opposite day?)
Tuesdays are soooo long. I’m out of the house by 8:00am and don’t get home until after 8:00pm. What do I do all day? School. Gee whiz – super fantastic. Anyway – at about hour 7 in my school day I got really really bored (I had a break between classes) and I thought – “A QUIZ will relieve my boredom. Hip hip horray!” But then my conscience got the best of me so I did school research instead of taking mind-numbing quizzes. HOWEVER – awhile back I took the quiz below and have decided to share my results.
I’m not kidding – it pretty much describes me to a T! So yeah – are you bored? Will you be bored in the near future? Do you have a weird obsession for quizzes? Oh nevermind – just take the quiz anyway! It’s FUN!
PLEASE PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU GET IF YOU TAKE THE QUIZ and for you shy ones – you can always leave an anonymous comment My results are after the section break.
If you read yesterday’s post then you may have been like – Whoa Daisy? WTeff? A Kiss test?
I know – I know. I really don’t have much to say for myself in defense. But the fact of it is – as of late I DO have a Kiss Test. It started out as very general preferences but over the past 2 years it’s become more solidified with rules, exceptions and various forms of extra credit. LOL! I know – this is crazy right? Well what can I say? I love rules! AND I’ve never pretended that I’m not complicated in crazy ways. lol.
I won’t post the rules and bore you to death but I had to chuckle at myself this morning when I was talking to Shezz and describing to her exactly how and why Dance Dance had failed the Kiss test and how even though according to standard measurements LOSER also failed the test he passed the overall Super Kiss Test barely because he scored extra credit with specific kiss techniques which make up for the subpar general kiss tactics. Oh boy – yes I DID just say that. ROLL MY EYES (at myself of course!)
Here are some kissing quizzes for your kissing pleasure.